Greatest Marketing Pitch Ever
El Monterey, I have the perfect marketing pitch for you:
Scene: Dining room table, happy music plays in the background.
Mother, father and two children walk in door carrying fast food bags
Father opens container to find a smashed, nasty, dried out cheeseburger. Music stops.
Mother opens her fish sandwich to find it swimming in tartar sauce.
Everyone appears grossed out and disappointed when suddenly there is a loud thump
Cut to refrigerator. *thump* it moves.
Refrigerator door opens and a rainbow spin of colors comes out, revealing someone like the Katamari King. scene cuts change to an old japanese fight movie.
In his hands is a small microwave which shoots burritos out like a tommy gun.
Steaming burritos land on plates that magically appear in front of them.
“Thanks burrito overlord!” the family cheers in unison.
Camera cuts to burrito overlord who gives a two finger salute, before jumping, spinning into a rainbow and zapping back into a freezer.
Happy mexican celebration plays while the family digs in.
Text and voiceover both reinforce:
“Always have a Plan B. El Monterey.”