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Rationale:

Regular Haircut (me): $15
Regular Haircut (Ian): $10
Tip: $4
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Total:$29

Remington Shortcut Electric Razor- $29
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Total:$29

It’s paid for itself, and it will save me $30 every 3 months from here on out. I never really liked my hair anyways.