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Evil Plot
By Jesse Morgan | July 20, 2008
Ingredients
- kid
- hose
- sprinkler
- yard
- wife who doesn’t want to get wet
step 1
take the kid outside to play in the sprinkler
step 2
immediately get wet with the water that’s still in the hose and warmed from the sun
step 3
get the kid soaked
step 4
take the sprinkler off of hose
step 5
show kid how to drink out of hose, hand him hose. Make sure to hold onto a length for crimping
step 6
tell him to go share with momma
step 7
enjoy the show
in the event of retribution
step 8
Crimp hose
step 9
take hose away and spray until wife is soaked
Topics: Entertainment, Ian, Jackie, Personal |
July 20th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Not Funny!! I ended up SOAKED!