ur mom

ok I need help- I need some ur mom jokes. I’d come up with my own but I’m heading over to ur mom’s right now. Just leave them in the comments.
-Ziggy.

Wednesday 21 Jun 2006 | Ziggy Swift | Ziggy

5 Responses to “ur mom”

  1. on 21 Jun 2006 at 1:53 pm   Anonymous

    Your momma got a glass eye with a fish in it.

    Your mother is so fat she looks at the menu, and then says YES.

    your mother is so stupid she can\’t teach you any good \’your mom\’ jokes.

  2. on 21 Jun 2006 at 1:56 pm   Anonymous

    Your momma has 3 legs and walks in a circle.

    Your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.

    Your momma’s so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

    Your mother has pork chop sideburns

  3. on 21 Jun 2006 at 2:10 pm   Yojimbo

    Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

  4. on 21 Jun 2006 at 2:54 pm   Pedro

    ur mom can install freeBSD in one try.

  5. on 07 Jul 2006 at 1:31 pm   tyler

    ur momma so poor when i rang ur door bell ur mom said ding dong

  6. on 08 Feb 2008 at 1:47 pm   peter griffin

    yo momma is so old she she sat in front of jesus in first grade

  7. on 08 Feb 2008 at 1:48 pm   peter griffin

    your mama so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

  8. on 08 Feb 2008 at 1:52 pm   peter griffin

    yo mama so nasty she pours water down her pants just to keep her crabs fresh. yo mama so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower. yo mama so old she even makes yoda jealous

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