ur mom

ok I need help- I need some ur mom jokes. I’d come up with my own but I’m heading over to ur mom’s right now. Just leave them in the comments.
-Ziggy.

8 Responses to “ur mom”

  1. Anonymous says:
    June 21, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    Your momma got a glass eye with a fish in it.

    Your mother is so fat she looks at the menu, and then says YES.

    your mother is so stupid she can\’t teach you any good \’your mom\’ jokes.

  2. Anonymous says:
    June 21, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    Your momma has 3 legs and walks in a circle.

    Your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.

    Your momma’s so greasy she got a job at the cinema – buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

    Your mother has pork chop sideburns

  3. Yojimbo says:
    June 21, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

  4. Pedro says:
    June 21, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    ur mom can install freeBSD in one try.

  5. tyler says:
    July 7, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    ur momma so poor when i rang ur door bell ur mom said ding dong

  6. peter griffin says:
    February 8, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    yo momma is so old she she sat in front of jesus in first grade

  7. peter griffin says:
    February 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    your mama so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

  8. peter griffin says:
    February 8, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    yo mama so nasty she pours water down her pants just to keep her crabs fresh. yo mama so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower. yo mama so old she even makes yoda jealous

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