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Hey you…
By Jesse Morgan | February 9, 2006
Yeah you, the jackasses who decided that the middle of a crowded elevator lobby was a good place to stop and chat.
While I understand it’s of dire importantance you tell each other about what your coworkers said to annoy your other coworkers, could you please NOT STAND IN FRONT OF THE ELEVATOR CALL BUTTONS while doing it? I know there’s not much space there, with it being lunch rush and 50 other people crammed into this small space, but we all have to make sacrifices.
I hate to be a party pooper, but could you please GTFO of the way before I have to push you down so I can get back to work? There’s a whole open lobby not 20 feet away from you where could chatter- you could even spread out a bit.
Oh yeah, and thank you for convincing me to add a new category- Jerks.
February 9th, 2006 at 11:58 am
the other ones are the ones who stand out side the door smoking and they are so close to the door that you can almost hit them with it.
i try to
February 9th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
I like the guys at the apartment complex who hold the door to the building open to smoke- getting the stench up the stairwell. one of these days I’m gonna walk past, push them out the door and close it behind me- 10 to 1 they won’t have their keys.
February 9th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Yeah it’s like the people that want to get in the elevator before everyone gets out. How exactly do you fill a container before it’s empty? You can’t just add volume. I plow right through those fuckers. Same with the subway, hip check to all bitches that don’t give me 18 inches of breathing room.
February 9th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
fuckers all !!!