Hi.

I saw a Goat today. His name was Charlie. Charlie was a nice goat. He wore pants. He said to say hi.

-Ziggy

6 Responses to “Hi.”

  1. VP|bofh says:

    I am ready and willing to receive your banking informations my friend. Time is not on our sides.

  2. shedao says:

    I can honestly say IDC about Charlie. God I fucking hate Charlie.

  3. VP|bofh says:

    Tell us about Subnet’s boat, what does it have to do with the goat? Would he gloat?

  4. Ziggy Swift says:

    Subnet nice guy. he took me out in his boat to go seal clubbing. it was fun until he tried to touch under my tutu. then I had to club him like a seal because he tried to touch a no no place.

    and you mr shadow guy, you need to not hate charlie. he said nothing but nice things about you.

  5. dev_null says:

    Do you suppose that Charlie the goat will get it on with Trixy the Llama?

  6. Ziggy Swift says:

    Absolutely not. Charlie has very strict religious beliefs and would never “get it on” with a llama he was not married to.

    Especially when the llama is turning tricks.

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